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If I were drunk and it were closing time... |
....you'd
still
be
ugly! |
![[Image]](pict31.jpg)
I'll never forget you... |
....but I just can't remember
why |
![[Image]](pict32.jpg)
Oh, happy day! |
The bitch is gone! |
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Cupid's arrow |
is bent me thinks. |
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Love... |
....sucks, doesn't it? |
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For the record... |
....you kiss like a fish |
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Hey, what can I say?
It's not you... |
....it's your face
body personality sexual
skills job
attitude
-
well, okay, it is you! |
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You were absolutely right all this time!
My therapist did say I was crazy... |
....for not dumping your ass
sooner |
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I know it's who you are on the inside
that counts... |
....but your outside makes me want to
hurl! |
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Dear John... |
....or, um, what's your name
again? |
![[Image]](pict40.jpg) I
thought
you
were
beautiful,
like a
shooting
star... |
....oh, wait, that was that guy from that
porn movie that I met the other night |
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CHEERS |
To good friends
and bad lovers
may you both go
to hell
for f*ing each other!
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Bad hangovers
and bad coffee |
are still better than you! |
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It's not you... |
....it's your
wife.
Drop dead,
you cheatin'
asshole! |
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"She Loves You,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... |
and all your
buddies, too"
....
oh well,
what do
Beatles
know
about love
anyway? |
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Kiss me... |
....'ass'.
Yes, that's it!
Kiss me ass good bye. It's over,
scumbag! |
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Good-bye doesn't have to mean
forever... |
....but with you I'll make an
exception. |
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I'd do cartwheels for
you... |
....if you weren't so damned
cheap.
Do you happen
to have a rich brother?
|
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Just a quick note
to let you know... |
....that I cleaned
out our
shared
bank account. |
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You know I would have chosen
you... |
....but, damn,
she was just
so HOT!
Hey, have a good one
anyway... |
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It's time... |
....to dump your ass! |
![[Image]](pict52.jpg)
Now I know why... |
....your pussy always smelled like
fish
(because your kitty played around a
lot) |
![[Image]](pict53.jpg)
What I'll miss about you the most
is... |
...your HOT sister!
(would you mind if I asked her
out?) |
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